The world's first life-size "robotic girlfiend" has been unveiled in the United States - and she's even more "user-friendly" than previous models.
Roxxxy, complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin, has taken out-of-luck lovers by the shirt collar at an annual adult entertainment show in Las Vegas.
"She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean."
That is how Douglas Hines, president of manufacturer TrueCompanion, described the £4,000, 5ft 7in rubber doll.
But far from being just "a full C cup and ready for action", Roxxxy's mechanical heart is said to be enough to win any man over.
"Sex only goes so far, then you want to be able to talk to the person," Mr Hines assured.
"She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep.
"We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."
Weighing in at 5st 5lbs, the world's latest laboratory-born lover has an articulated skeleton with all limbs in proportion. Although she cannot move, she can speak.
With plug-in capability for laptops, Roxxxy can be hooked up to the internet and re-programmed in accordance with her new partner's wishes.
"She knows exactly what you want," Mr Hines added. "If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches, if you like soccer, she likes soccer."
Currently on sale in Europe and the States, Roxxxy dolls will eventually be made available the world over.